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5-Jun-2018 7:45pm
I was thinking about this today. What can you get for a
full year, for $195? Some things came to mind:
If you visit one of the boutique shops near me up in Rhinebeck, NY you can get a plain
t-shirt for around $200 which will last for around a year if you don't wash it too much.
You can have an
ice-cream cone once every six weeks for a year. Or a
medium sized pizza maybe once a month.
You could buy enough
tax folders for 75 of your clients. You could
mail around 35 tax files, if they fit into a flat-rate priority envelope.
Or...you could sign up at
The Site Factory and get a really nice, simple, very (very) easy to launch website and business email address.
Really - for $195 you could have that.
Then, post the Facebook-enabled link I provide for your new website on your Facebook feed and have your friends do the same -- and enjoy all sorts of local discovery from people on mobile phones and other devices who are looking for you but don't know you exist. Of course, I also submit your new site to Google so you show up in local searches right away. And I make sure you are happy with your website and it looks
awesome.
For $195 per year.
Imagine that.
7-Jun-2021 1:36pm
Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador,
a new mastodon,
a Maverick,
a Mustang,
a Montego,
a Merc Montclair,
a Mark IV,
a meteor,
a Mercedes,
an MG,
or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty,
a Maserati,
a Mac truck,
a Mazda,
a new Monza,
or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?