A prospect called my office the other day asking me to help him commit mortgage fraud. The conversation went like this:
Prospect: I had a lot of business this year but also a lot of deductions, and I want to get a loan in a year so I have to show income, can you help me with that?
Me: What do you mean exactly? If you mean help with filing complete and accurate tax returns, then I can help. Otherwise...
Prospect: Well, you're going to go off of the expenses I give you, right?
Me: Yeah, this is not going to be a fit because...
Prospect: :::Hangs up:::
What's your indecent proposal prospect story?