Count the legs and divide by 4.... Cute.
Reminds me of an experience I had as a new staff man on an audit of a large chicken or egg supplier. My assignment was to go to this farm and count the number of chickens in this huge chicken barn or house or pen or whatever it was called. (Is it obvious that I am a city boy?) The farmer was required to keep a form updated each day at the barn entrance - number of chickens at beginning of day, number added, number died, number removed, balance end of day. The numbers were in the range of 10,000+ in the one barn I remember. The farmer was just coming back from a hunting trip, three sheets to the wind, shotgun slung loosely over his shoulder. I don't think he even knew I was coming that day.
When I told him what I wanted to do, he showed me the form and took me in. The chickens were moving all around, non-stop. I told him I ca't count them while they move. He asked if I want them to stop moving. Yes, said I. He clapped his hands together loudly, they stood perfectly still for about 2 seconds, and I said thanks, looks like about 10,000 to me.
I was also supposed to report on whether there was a trichomoniasis problem in his chickens, so I asked him how I could tell. He said I must be talking about "turkeyosis", and his chickens did not have it. The way to tell is that if I saw any chickens that were dead and on their backs with their legs straight up, there was a problem. I didn't, so there wasn't.
After that, I was transferred to the tax department.